merdaverse@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 4 months agoThe future is toastlemmy.worldimagemessage-square150linkfedilinkarrow-up1847arrow-down19
arrow-up1838arrow-down1imageThe future is toastlemmy.worldmerdaverse@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square150linkfedilink
minus-squareⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoMy smart underwear needed a firmware today as well! What a coincideink! 💻🩲
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoChild-sized penis detected! Implementing parental controls on all nearby devices.
minus-squareⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoI really need to figure out how to root this thing and remove the damn chastity belt settings. And install an ad blocker!
My smart underwear needed a firmware today as well! What a coincideink!
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Child-sized penis detected! Implementing parental controls on all nearby devices.
I really need to figure out how to root this thing and remove the damn chastity belt settings. And install an ad blocker!