🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon makes some changessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10
arrow-up122arrow-down1imageAnon makes some changessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square59linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYou don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
minus-squaregurty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoInterviewer: So, you have an impressive resume… Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIf you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…
Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise