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minus-squareMushuChupacabra@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83·2 months agoThus making Steven Segal a legitimate military target.
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoThere’s no chance he’s actually competent at anything he’s doing. Killing him might end with him being replaced by someone who is.
minus-squareMrSelfDestruct@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWe’ll just have to see.
minus-squaremsfroh@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI wanted to joke about him being a Hard Target, but that’s JCVD. The best that I can offer is that even if he’s Marked for Death, Seagal would be Hard to Kill.
Thus making Steven Segal a legitimate military target.
There’s no chance he’s actually competent at anything he’s doing. Killing him might end with him being replaced by someone who is.
We’ll just have to see.
That’s the dream, eh?
I wanted to joke about him being a Hard Target, but that’s JCVD.
The best that I can offer is that even if he’s Marked for Death, Seagal would be Hard to Kill.
Hard to Lift.