As someone that hates cross promotional slop for pandering and never knowing any of the names of people behind the scenes…

Yeah this sounds vaguely like a conversation I have had more than once. Just needs a bunch more hyper specific nouns eitha a registered trademark that means nothing like
I can’t believe they just teased Schlizmit™ in the Orbese™ location for the second film!

Why do people think I know these names?!