WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked her to the wrong wealthy pedophile. “Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in pedophilia, I never once sexually harmed children […]
It must be so fucking frustrating to be an onion writer these last few years. How do you parody the already absurd?
However they do it, they have been doing a remarkable job.