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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    It should be: “I know, right?” Commas remain useful.

    Brought to you by the international committee for the preservation of the comma.

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      I know left

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      Hey man my sister was in a comma be respectful

      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        “Comas can completely change the meaning of a sentence. “My partner is pretty” vs “My partner is in a coma””

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        My wife is in a polycule and she acts like I’m a moron whenever I ask her what that is. I think it is something like a European comma.

        Hardly ever see her these days.

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      I know. It actively aggravates me when people don’t use any punctuation. Written English is poor enough already at conveying tone and emotion. Stop making it worse.

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        yes i totally agree

        i cant even think of anything worse

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        English offers 500k words… if we are lacking tonal expression, I’m included to believe it’s us and not the idiom.

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          Of course it’s us.
          It’s us, with our our shitty punctuation habits.

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            It’s also autocorrect and laziness… I meant inclined… but somehow included was left. Ergh. I think they are counting ergh in the 500K.

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      it can be, anything, that we, want. because, he, showed us, how to be, high as, a, kite.

      fuck,so high

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        , bruv,

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