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u didnt do the canvas thing before? its just a bot that pms you the link lol

whatevs lol

My mom would cuddle with me and then yell at me

She is the person I’m most emotionally attached to, and simultaneously someone I’m terrified of…

I think I remember some Cantonese speakers still use 先生 as “teacher”…

I distinctively remember some ABCs (American-Born Chinese) using that term when the teacher told them to translate for me… being born in the Mainland, I never heard it used that way, I just assumed it is supposed to mean teacher by context clues…

A rich person would spew racist shit on X (formerly known as Twitter)

How time works according to my brain: Me being 8-12 felt like a LIFETIME of memories…

And you have to do it again every year. The law requires Apple to re-verify someone’s age annually, meaning South Korean users face a recurring obligation to confirm their identity just to keep accessing content they’ve already been verified to use.

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Nah, I wouldn’t download an app from the Biden Admin either, nor Obama admin.

Hell, Obama was the one that extended the “Patriot” Act…

Bro, just ask your rich cousin all these questions lmfao

I don’t think rich people are gonna use random online forums

Nah, Chinese sites would try to auto-download the .apk file 10 times lmfao

I was just trying to use Baidu Street Views for childhood nostalgia… fuck off with the apps lmfao

They also require a phone number attached to a government ID to register an account 😭

You major in like 1 specific thing… it doesn’t turn your brain into an Artificial General Intelligence

My guess: His rich cousin kicked him out of the party and now he wants to know what he missed out on

Fun Fact:

I just found out you can type

these letters: “wbzdnzjsm”

and get:

“我不知道你在讲什么” (“I have no clue what you’re talking about”)

because all you need to type is the first letter of the pinyin

from “wo bu zhi dao ni zai jiang shen me”

Alright boys, pack it up, the language debate has ended, apparantly Chinese has won…

(kidding… unless… 🤔)

Squid game, but you give guns to misbehaving elementary school children…

Btw: I got marked as “misbehaving” often on the stupid “behavior chart” bullshit and that got me banned from trips…

So you could make a plot where any kid that gets left behind from trips now has to murder each other…

Then you get those new immigrant kids like me just crying and like “媽媽，我而家唔想再住喺美國啦… 😭” (“Mama, I don’t wanna live in America anymore…”) then kids like the 8-year old version of me are the the first ones to die lol…

Why not harvest their organs too?

Congrats, your proposed law has just been passed, I can already hear the sirens wailing, apparantly ICE has declared me a terrorist for…

checks notes

being a non-white immigrant…

Lmao this fediverse lore is funny

@Grimreaper@sopuli.xyz is this you with the age gap obsession again?

checks accoumt creation date

Ah… account created November 17th…

u/Grimreaper was banned from a lot of comms on November 13th…

Timeline matches…

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USA

I always use real IP on Chrome for any money activity

So often I get a “card declined” bs

Like seriously, you can swipe it in the store and it works…

oh?

I think they make you do a video call for “random” “additional verification” because it got flagged or something and the web thing is broken…

If I can’t do it on your website, I don’t do it.

I guess you’re not gonna ever file for unemployment…

(ID.me has joined the chat)

Oh funny thing. My dad, a citizen of China, had to renew passport and China now forces you to use their app to do the renew… lol

Comming soon to the west… ETA 2026