I could build giant fireworks for 242 million!

Corporate taxes? Is that like military intelligence?

But our amazing big brother is gonna take care of us all! They only want what’s best for billionaires! I mean Russia! Crap no best for America! That’s the word!

'sup, scro?

Alright now you’ve crossed over into impossible science fiction

There will always be idiot pedestrians and bicyclists, what about those?

They could even make them underground so they don’t clog up the city!

Psh you youngsters with your fancy serial ports! Tin cans with string were good enough for my grandparents and they’re good enough for me!

How dare you not run out and buy a brand new, well, EVERYTHING every single year! Do you want the communists to win?

Curse of agony and corruption spells were the thing before they got nerfed

Neither did WOW ones, every time I’d complete an impossible task and get my reward they’d nerf it and start giving it away the next week

AHHH! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! I’M TOO LOW LEVEL TO DIE!! sorry ptsd kicked in there

But I’m here, commenting! I’m doing my part!

Without actual headlights I’m certain someone would pull out in front of you, people are dumb

“Other people exist?”

I’ve often considered making an adjustable mirror with a servo on it mounted to the back of the car, so they can blind themselves and feel stupid

Well that’s no fun at all!

So strange that this admin would prefer small, defenseless boats!

I don’t see Niko Loscage in that photo!

We’re a family! Complete with the narcissistic micromanaging lunatics, Favoritism and nepotism, and miserable people willing to throw you under the bus for a chance to be rewarded!