I tried it for shits and giggles and I couldn’t cross my eyes enough, they were very unhappy as described

I don’t even need a link to believe it’s real. When Biden called right-wing extremists trash, I ran into a woman at Costco wearing a dress made out of trash bags with a sign that said she was a trash human and a red maga hat. She was also walking around while talking on her phone with speaker phone turned on at full volume.

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I’m in an insurance industry and it’s pretty common to see our sales guys and execs in suits

Wow. It’s Hamilton B. Urglar.

Just in case anyone else gets curious, Grimace is his full name and his species is Grimace. Birdie the Early Bird is a bird (most likely a canary).

There’s also the Professor who is a human and Uncle O’Grimacey, Grimace’s green Irish uncle who promoted the shamrock shakes.

Mayor McCheese’s species is a burger and it just gets stranger from there. Mac Tonight is a humanoid moon creature, CosMc is an alien, Officer Big Mac is a bastard Big Mac, and Speedee is also a hamburger.

There’s Sundae which I would have guessed is a sundae, but nope, he’s a cursed dog. The McNugget buddies are what I expected which came as a complete shock to me at this point and Fry Kid’s are… you guessed it, Gobblins (made to look like French Fries). They look nothing like French fries, that’s a quote from the McDonalds wiki.