I have four years left before I leave the workforce forever. I don’t know if I can make it.

Sounds like an awesome birthday

The link won’t let me read the article

So instead of something good, we’re getting derivative slop

I truly cannot understand why a fucking mayor gets so much attention. 97.5% of Americans will never feel any effects of his decisions.

HELP!

I’ve been possessed by a demon. The only way to exorcise it is to have women show me their vaginas. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to take.

The Supreme Court is going to be very busy changing their minds as soon as a Dem is voted in as president.