If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

There wasn’t any blockade until Lord Feltersnatch started causing trouble!

These people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!

Not to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.

Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!

Have you priced that shit lately! Sonsabitches act like they ain’t making it no mo.

That’s probably handy if their turn signals quit working. At least they can still signal the old fashioned way!

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3” razor strap with all our names written on it. My wife had to force me to go to my mother’s funeral!

Couldn’t even use dang as a replacement word. She made my world the hell she was trying to keep me away from.

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

60 years ago I came home from my first day at grade school afraid to tell my mother my teachers name was Mr Dam because I was sure I would get my mouth washed out with soap. ‘‘Twas rough times back long ago!

The less you know

The less you have to do!

A sack of flour would make a big biscuit!

Dark side and Wish you were Here were always my main albums growing up but in my older years I listen to Echoes (Live at Pompeii) almost daily. It’s my daily zen song.

And second time and third time and thousands of times since 1973 when it came out! It’s the only album I’ve bought on 8-track, cassette, album, CD, and digitally throughout the years.