• Hoimo@ani.social
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      7 months ago

      What’s this flattened piece of metal doing on the table? Wait a minute… Are you Superman in disguise and the bullets fired from a silenced gun bounced off your invulnerable chest and landed on the table? …What am I saying? If that were true, Superman obviously would have eaten them to hide the evidence.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      dude is going to have the heaviest shits later.

      that toilet is gonna look like this when he’s done spraying lead out his well toned kryptonian ass.

      1000002141

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians’ pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.

        so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          7 months ago

          he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.

          imagining all the criminals in the phantom zone getting shredded by a lifetime of super poop is hilarious.